I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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