fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
accomplished twins. life is a go
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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