real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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