u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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