What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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