Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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