Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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