piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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