Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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