so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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