I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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