Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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