Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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