I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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