my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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