he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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