Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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