i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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