saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize