I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
