just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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