I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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