Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize