you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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