It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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