The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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