I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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