Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
