I puked a lego.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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