I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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