His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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