I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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