Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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