I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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