another moral hangover. fuck.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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