that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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