he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sorry about my life...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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