guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
please come you make the beer taste better
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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