no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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