Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
