Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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