I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I need a beard to bite.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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