Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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