We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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