I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
