it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
birth control should be required to get into college
i dont even know how to be here
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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