its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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