Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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