I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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