so explain again why im purple
no
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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