quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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