Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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