its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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