So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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