how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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